A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
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A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
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A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
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A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
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A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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