Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Anonymous
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Anonymous
Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.
Anonymous
Fast, Cheap, Good: Choose any two.
Anonymous
Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
Anonymous
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Anonymous
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
Anonymous
Guide to understanding a net addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on Usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of Usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet.
Anonymous
Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
Anonymous
