Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.
Anonymous
Guide to understanding a net addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on Usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of Usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet.
Anonymous
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
Anonymous
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Anonymous
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
Anonymous , Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological Literacy for the 1990's, describing the difference between computer hardware and software
