A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
Anonymous
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Anonymous
About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard.
Anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Anonymous
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Anonymous
Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.
Anonymous
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Anonymous
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
Anonymous
Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial.
Anonymous
Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.
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