A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Anonymous
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
Anonymous
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
Anonymous
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Anonymous
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Anonymous
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
Anonymous
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Anonymous
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
Anonymous
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Anonymous
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
Anonymous
