The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
Anonymous
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Anonymous
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Anonymous
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
Anonymous
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
Anonymous
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
Anonymous
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
Anonymous
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
Anonymous
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Anonymous
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
Anonymous
