Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Anonymous
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
Anonymous
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Anonymous
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.
Anonymous
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
Anonymous
If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
Anonymous
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
Anonymous
In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two. I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it.
Anonymous English Professor
Is it partly cloudy or partly clear, over the lake?
Anonymous
It is better to shoot for the stars and miss than aim at the gutter and hit it.
Anonymous
