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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Anonymous

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Anonymous

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Anonymous

People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Anonymous

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Anonymous

Reality is good for you...in small doses.
Anonymous

Simplicity is the natural result of profound thought.
Anonymous

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Anonymous

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
Anonymous history student

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Anonymous

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