A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Anonymous
In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15.
Anonymous Computer Science professor
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Anonymous
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Anonymous
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Anonymous
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Anonymous
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
Anonymous
