The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
