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Groucho Marx (1895-1977): All Quotations:

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you -- he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

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