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Groucho Marx (1895-1977): All Quotations:

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this was
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

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