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Groucho Marx (1895-1977): All Quotations:

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Room Service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

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