There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Time wounds all heels.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
