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Groucho Marx (1895-1977): Miscellaneous Quotations:

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Room Service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

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