Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956): Love / Marriage Quotations:
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
