By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I have a higher and greater standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie but I won't.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) , in the Chicago Tribune, 20 Dec 1871
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
