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  Steven Wright: All Quotations:

Mail This Quote Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright 

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