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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Steven Wright

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
Steven Wright

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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