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  Steven Wright: Miscellaneous Quotations:

Mail This Quote Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright 

Mail This Quote You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright 

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