A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Claremore, Oklahoma is just waiting for a high tension line so they can go ahead with locating an airport.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
