I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Just be thankful you're not getting all the government you're paying for.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Will Rogers (1879-1935) , to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
