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Will Rogers (1879-1935): Miscellaneous Quotations:

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Claremore, Oklahoma is just waiting for a high tension line so they can go ahead with locating an airport.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Just be thankful you're not getting all the government you're paying for.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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