Will Rogers (1879-1935): Politics / Government Quotations:
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
