It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
