Woody Allen (Born 1935): Death / Immortality Quotations:
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
