Woody Allen (Born 1935): Miscellaneous Quotations:
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
In my family, the biggest sin was to buy retail.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
