A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Anonymous
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen
A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.
1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Anonymous
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
