A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
Bruce Friedman
A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.
Henrik Ibsen
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert Heinlein
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Victor Hugo
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen (1894-1956)
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Alfred E. Wiggam