A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
V. P. Skipper
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
Agnes Repplier
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Jake Johanson
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman
