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 First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
Michael Caine
Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.
Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.
Simon Newcomb
, 1902, eighteen months before Kitty Hawk
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Arthur C. Coxe
Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
John Cage
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George F. Will
, journalist, political commentator, 1994
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
Robert Briffault
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
Richard P. Feynman
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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