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 Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experience.
George Santayana (1863-1952)
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Anonymous
Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.
J. Danforth Quayle
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
Tom Lehrer
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Oscar Levant
, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee
Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students, and turns them into prunes
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlen
Have you ever wondered if taxation without representation was cheaper?
Anonymous
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
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