I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields
I am going to introduce a bill to stop the Postmaster General from reading dirty books and deliver the mail.
Gale McGee
I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long periods of time.
Colette
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
