Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
Anonymous
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
Terry Pratchett
, Moving Pictures
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving.
Tom Robbins
- Skinny Legs and All