Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
Gene Spafford
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
Tom Robbins
