Ah, yes, I wrote the ''Purple Cow'' -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
~ Burgess (Frank) Gelett - [Quotations]

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
~ Burgess (Frank) Gelett - [Friends and Friendship]

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.
~ Burgess (Frank) Gelett - [Smile]

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
~ Burgess (Frank) Gelett - [Sense of Humor]