A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
Bruce Friedman 

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
John Ciardi 

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Sidney Goff 

Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
Jacob Braude 

Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) 

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
King George V 

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Al Capp 

Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
Colin Powell 

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Aesop 

Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)