Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
The Duchess of Windsor when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
David Letterman  , CBS Late Show, demonstrating the Donut-o-pult, 1995

Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
John Murray 

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) 

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) 

I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much."
Anthony Lake  , national security advisor, at University of Massachusetts, Amherst, Graduation 1995

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)