The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
John Ciardi 

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing.
Gamal Abdel Nasser 

The great American novel has not only already been written; it has already been rejected.
Frank Dane 

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers (1879-1935) 

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown 

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Edward VIII, King 

This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
Al Capone (1899-1947) 

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Casey Stengel 

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)