A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) 

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert Heinlein 

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Alfred E. Wiggam 

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.
Frank Vanderlip 

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)  - Epigrams

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt 

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Leo Rosten 

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Kin Hubbard