Less and grayer hair.
Cal Ripkin, Jr.  , baseball player, describing how he has changed over the course of his consecutive games record

Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
Ralph Marston 

Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
N. D. Stice 

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Josh Billings 

Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) 

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Thomas Dewar 

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
Charles Barkley  , on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating", 1994

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Vladimir Nabokov