When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now completely frappe!"
Graham
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
Steven Wright
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
John Ciardi
