If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
Robert Cringely  , InfoWorld

If Unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens.
Joseph Snipp 

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
John Aniston  , on how computers have taken over his life

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams 

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
Anonymous 

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jeff Raskin 

In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
Dennis Miller  , "Saturday Night Live," U.S. television show

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it.
Mark Leeper 

Men have become the tools of their tools.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)