A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C.) , (AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Maurice Maeterlinck
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
Heidi Sandige
Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
Excerpt from a letter, Illinois Department of Public Aid
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Epicurus
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
J. J. Furnas
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
