Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
W. Somerset Maugham 

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
James Thurber 

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen (Born 1935) 

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Joe Louis 

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Wil Shriner 

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Cervantes 

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Anonymous 

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
J. Heller 

He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.
Heywood Brown 

How could they tell?
Dorothy Parker  , upon hearing that President Coolidge had died