A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Anonymous 

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Anonymous 

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
Herbert Prochnow 

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) 

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen (1894-1956) 

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Alfred E. Wiggam 

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.
Frank Vanderlip 

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)  - Epigrams

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt 

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Leo Rosten