A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Anonymous 

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano De Bergerac 

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
V. P. Skipper 

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
Thomas Beecham, Sir 

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Anonymous 

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) 

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Anonymous 

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Peter McArthur 

A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.
Max Gluckman