Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Diana Black 

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)  - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)  - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Childhood: The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -- two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)  - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.
David Ferrier 

Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) 

Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Anonymous 

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) 

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Laurence J. Peter 

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)