Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
Katherine Hepburn 

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen Leacock 

All television is children's television.
Richard P. Adler 

And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
Garry Trudeau 

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Cary Grant 

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
David Letterman 

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!
Tom Lehrer 

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) 

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977) 

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore Vidal