Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben 

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832) 

I am not an economist. I am an honest man!
Paul McCracken 

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz 

I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
Michael McShane 

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
William F. Buckley, Jr. 

I'd give $1000 to be a millionaire.
Lewis Timberlake 

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) 

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Henry Ford (1863-1947) 

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty