Only in American banks can you find the pens chained to the counter and the doors wide open.
Branden Kerr 

Only the little people pay taxes.
Leona Helmsley  , hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
Thomas Carlyle 

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.
Henry Ford (1863-1947) 

The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
G. K. Chesterton 

The trick is to stop thinking it as 'your' money.
IRS auditor

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)